up next is the raddest of all starburst, the Very Berry Starburst, or "blue starburst."
these things are so rad. now, normal starburst is no slouch, so you're probably asking yourself, "now are these starburst truly rad enough to supplant normal starburst as the raddest of all starburst candies?" first of all, good question. second of all, HECK YES! these starburst reside in the highest echelon of fruit snacks, and if you're looking for a radical candy, this definitely counts.
like any pack of starburst, there are 12 taffies in each pack, three each of four different flavors. the four flavors in this radical collection are blackberry, blueberry, strawberry, and raspberry. if you're "berry" observant, you're probably noticing a "berry" obvious theme. berry good, these do all have something in common; they are all ultra rad!
the blackberry candy comes in a purple wrapper. it's the sweetest and mildest of the four, but it holds up on its own for sure. this is probably my least favorite of the four, but that is a case of the other three just being my three favorites. as the worst of the four, this sets an incredibly high floor. this one reminds me more of laffy taffy than starburst, really.
the blueberry candy comes in a blue wrapper. it has a very pure berry taste to it, and i would imagine that this is intended to be the cherry of the bunch, but it ends up as one of the stars in the pack. these starburst really hold up well against any other flavor, and it's an essential part of what makes these starburst so rad.
strawberry. you already know. this starburst is swag.
the raspberry candy comes in a blue wrapper. this is the noise. this is the heart and soul of very berry starburst. these are the alpha, the omega, the ultimate. this is the stuff that genies eat. the fact that there are three of these in a pack of VERY BERRY STARBURST makes this candy 5 hype out of 5
i give it 87 radicals out of 100, and 5 hype out of 5, making it "legit hyphy"
*shoutouts to my good friend clay, who got me this candy and sponsored this edition of "kuzma's rad candy blog." happy thanksgiving everyone!
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